fullmetalstupid:

My vows are going to be, “I hate almost everything in the world, but you are that one thing that I can kind of tolerate.”

(Source: plantprincesses)

Be careful who you call your friends. I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies

Al Capone  (via hefuckin)

This has been my favorite quote since 9th grade

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(Source: feellng)

before you send someone an ugly message perhaps exfoliate your skin, set some life goals and contemplate why you’ve reached this point